dicksie3 3:53 Thu Sep 26
Useless XI
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I know that this has been done many times before, and we’ve had so many fucking useless cunts over the decades that it’s a depressing catalogue to select from, but who’s in your team?
Manager: Avram Grant (Glenn Roeder as Assistant)
4-4-2
GK: Sasa Ilic (just the one game for us (0-4 Vs Everton) but it was bad enough to be my No.1)
RB: Robbie Stockdale
LB: Wayne Quinn
CB: Gary Breen (C)
CB: Havard Nordtveit (I’m sure that he’s better than he was for us but he was a fucking joke when he played for our club. Dog shit)
RM: Yaniv Katan (incredibly out of his depth)
LM: Laurent Courtois (as above)
CM: Carlos CUNTchez
CM: Radoslav Kovac
ST: Savio Nsereko
ST: Benni McCarthy
To be fair, you could easily get 3/4/5 teams of utter dross as we’ve had that many useless pile of old cunts over the years.
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Briano
8:10 Fri Sep 27
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Paula Futre
'Give it to Minto'
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Vexed
8:00 Fri Sep 27
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That cunt Robbie Keane.
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mallard
6:24 Fri Sep 27
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With the exception of a few - That team that got us relegated under Grant was absolute dog-shit
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Darlo Debs
5:58 Fri Sep 27
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Allan McKnightmare
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Sarge
2:50 Fri Sep 27
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Carl Fletcher goes straight into the 'Honest try-er" XI
See also ;
Keith Rowland
Gary Strodder
Tim Breaker
Iain Dowie
Hayden Mullins
Geoff Pike
As for the original question - final season Illunga, Hilton, Breen, Quashie, Boa Morte and Kovac all get the nod from me.
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Mr Anon
2:05 Fri Sep 27
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You joking Kenzo?
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zebthecat
2:04 Fri Sep 27
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Pop Robson's comb over
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Mr Kenzo
1:42 Fri Sep 27
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Mark Noble has to be in there
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Mr Anon
1:34 Fri Sep 27
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Can't believe Sanchez is on £50K a week! he wouldn't even get on Oxford's side based on wednesday
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Darlo Debs
10:25 Thu Sep 26
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Christian Daily (silly name too)
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Jose+
10:10 Thu Sep 26
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I despise Gary Breen
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Darlo Debs
10:03 Thu Sep 26
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old C wing i know it wasnt his fault for being ginger but Lomas seemed to.deliberately model.himself on Shaggy he has to.go.in
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The old c wing
9:59 Thu Sep 26
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Far Cough - Wright (who was decent for a year from memory) and Upson (alright, he was very young at Arsenal) are maybe exceptions. Albeit Upson was a proper cunt during relegation season.
Debs - how about...
GK - David James
RB -
LB -
CB - Javier Margas
CB
RM
CM - Bishop
CM
LM
ST
ST - Chamakh
As a starter
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Darlo Debs
9:41 Thu Sep 26
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old c wing not so much a cut as a growth. Ian Bishop. Lanky ponytails are never a good look
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Far Cough
9:40 Thu Sep 26
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Along with nearly every ex arsenal player we have ever had, aliadiadiadare, Suker, Kaba Diawara and most notably of all Marouane Chamakh.
Lungberg
Radford
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The old c wing
9:38 Thu Sep 26
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Dyer
Faubert
Melville
Mackay
Bywater
Along with nearly every ex arsenal player we have ever had, aliadiadiadare, Suker, Kaba Diawara and most notably of all Marouane Chamakh.
Can we do a shit haircut X1? (Would have to be based on the context of what was cool for the era)
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Darlo Debs
9:27 Thu Sep 26
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both on and off the pitch
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Sven Roeder
9:19 Thu Sep 26
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The only thing I can recall of Sukers time with us is him being pictured in top hat and morning coat at Ascot.
He was a tourist on holiday
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Lertie Button
9:18 Thu Sep 26
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That 11 from the other night are my humble suggestion.
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gph
9:13 Thu Sep 26
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Suker was absolute shit for us, at the same time as he was getting rave reviews for his international performances.
I have a little understanding for players who were just not up to it, but Suker can fuck off.
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mallard
7:40 Thu Sep 26
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‘Disco’ Dale Gordon
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